"Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the consequences. Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices."

"The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived."

"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."

"Beauty fades; dumb is forever."

"Find peace in where and what you are."

"Solutions are not the answer."

"Fear is a great motivator."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Life is an effort that deserves a better cause."

"Let us go singing as far as we go: the road will be less tedious."

"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots."

"How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?"