"In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost."

"If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought."

"For he who sees a need but waits to be asked is already set on cruel refusal."

"A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence."

"The experience of this sweet life.L'esperienza de questa dolce vita."

"Avarice, envy, pride, Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of all On Fire."

"A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Freedom under a constitutional republic is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

"The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time you spend on earth."

"Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?"

"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'"

"A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all."

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."