"Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought."

"Even the great get greater by doing more of it."

"Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He is."

"It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same."

"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run."

"The moment we choose to love we begin to move towards freedom..."

"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'"

"What an artist perishes with me!"

"A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

"REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man."