"I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!"

"The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's."

"It is only the benevolent man who is capable of liking or disliking other men."

"I know not, sir whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life."

"What I wanted to do was work with kids with behavioral and emotional handicaps. It's a puzzle, learning each child, because each child is different."

"People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others."

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."

"If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything."

"The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours."

"Each of us bears his own Hell."