"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"We're all in this alone."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye."

"While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth?"

"Education is life itself."

"As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators."

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved."

"Successful men are defined by thier actions; Unsuccessful men are defined by actions not taken."