"The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name."

"Create like a god. Command like a king. Work like a slave!"

"Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community."

"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?"

"If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia."

"Cynics are made, not born."

"The person who has lived the most is not the one with the most years but the one with the richest experiences."

"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."

"Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them."

"History is a set of lies agreed upon."