"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"We are n'er like angels till our passion dies."

"Touch not; taste not; handle not."

"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life."

"Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine, but lost time is gone forever."

"Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty."

"Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube."