"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool."

"Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life."

"The trouble with lies was that once started, the fiction had to be continued, and it was hard always to be remembering details that you had made up upon the spur of the moment."

"The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."

"The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed of her passing."

"The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes."