"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease."

"The doorway to success cannot be opened with a key, but rather a combination"

"To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice."

"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France."

"What is man's chief enemy? Each man is his own."

"The wise learn from the experience of others, and the creative know how to make a crumb of experience go a long way."