"Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting."

"Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God."

"I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget."

"Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?"

"Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer."

"We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children."

"Any institution which does not suppose the people good, and the magistrate corruptible, is evil."

"Never mistake motion for action."

"God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide."

"If you're in the public eye, you're either a womanizer or you're gay. I'm neither one."

"You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay."

"The liar's punishment ... is that he cannot believe anyone else."