"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet."

"That's the scent of dude! When you get a good stink on, you are at one with the cosmos!"

"You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence."

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."

"Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that evil which he neglected or refused to learn how to prevent."

"The Depth of your Mythology is the Extent of your Effectiveness."

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'"

"I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends."

"To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery."

"Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances."

"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."

"NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party."